Top 10 Best Places to Have Sex

Sex is awesome. There's no other way to put it. Whether it's doggy style, missionary, standing, or one of the many positions found in the kama sutra, it's awesome. That's why there are so many porn sites and lingerie stores selling clothing like bustiers and babydolls, made specifically with the intention of being worn before or during sex. So as an ode to the best hobby ever invented, we've compiled the 10 best places to have sex.

10. In the Car

For some people, the car is the sacred place where they lost their virginity as a young teenager with no where else to do it. However, this spot isn't just for the young. A good romp in the car every once in a while is thrilling as you never know who might come knocking. And it's extra fun if you do it Jack and Rose style; in a car that's on a boat.

9. On A Beach

Aside from the sand in your cooter, the beach can be an amazing place to have sex. You're outside, under the moon(or sun if you're daring), there are waves crashing over you, and yes, that sand in your cooter. But if you can ignore the sand, it can feel amazing.

8. In A Public Bathroom

This location is for those people with the sex drive of teenage boys. If you and your date can't keep your hands off each other during an hour long meal, sneak off to the bathroom for a romp. Men's room, or women's room, the choice is up to you. Just make sure you shut the stall door and keep the moans to a minimum. The quiet sex makes for quite a time.

7. In Your Backyard

Whether you live in the city or in a field of jersey cows, sneaking outside to the back yard for a quickie can be exciting. There's plenty of room and grass. Your backyard is basically a giant bed made for doing it.

6. At the Car Wash

If you're a quick finisher, you can turn this problem into an adventure by doing it at the carwash. You have about a minute to get it on under the foam and cloth shield of the car wash before being discovered by person waiting at the end to towel dry your car. Are you up for the challenge?

5. Outside in the Rain

Every bad chick flick has couples making out in the rain, but we haven't seen any get it on in the rain. So, next time a storm rolls through consider sneaking outside and letting the rain add a new sensation.

4. On An Airplane

There's a reason the Mile High Club is a term. People have been having sex on planes since the Wright Brothers invented the plane. So the next time you hop on your flight have a partner with you wearing easy to remove clothing. Once you get the okay to take off your seatbelts, head to the bathroom for some fun.

3. In An Elevator

An elevator can be both a public and private space. Once you and your partner hop in, it's just you and the security guard watching you on the camera. The security guard is stuck in a desk all day waiting for action, so why not give him some? Play it up for the camera and drop your panties for charity.

2. At Work

Stick it to the man by sticking it to a man at work. You're breaking so many rules that any felon would get a boner. It's forbidden to date coworkers in most work places and sex is definitely forbidden in all work places(unless you work on a porn set). So break through the monotony of work and take a sex break.

1. In the Shower

If you haven't had sex in the shower yet, leave your computer, do it, and come back to share our love for this act. There's steam, everything is covered in water and slippery, and the dress code requires nudity. There's a reason so many pornos have a shower scene.

Now that you've hopefully discovered some new spots for some afternoon delight, go try some out. You won't be disappointed.